Bella: What?
Edward: Marry me.
Some girl in back: OOOoooOOoOoOOoo!!!!
My Mom: Uh, BARF?
Me: LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
XD That movie SUCKED! Royally so! The only good thing, was JASPER and the HOTTIE! (Aka, everyone in the movie that was NOT Edward.) It was WAYYYYYY to overdramatic.










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Normal.....what is normal?, normal is merely statistical, if 9 out of 10 people act a certain way THATS normal..
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I"M HYPER AND HIGH!!! AND GLOWSTICKS AN WEED RULEZ!!
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"Five bucks Carter has a theory!" - Jack O'Neill
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I"M HYPER AND HIGH!!! AND GLOWSTICKS AN WEED RULEZ!!
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"Five bucks Carter has a theory!" - Jack O'Neill
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson"
"You laugh because I'm different......I laugh cause I just farted!"
"What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson"
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
"Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"
"Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key."
"Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith..."
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Did you ever walk up, to the edge of a cliff, stare into the abyss, as your mind wonders if, you should take one more step, further into that night, well your mind says you wont, but your heart says you might... -Trans-Siberian Orchestra
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I"M HYPER AND HIGH!!! AND GLOWSTICKS AN WEED RULEZ!!
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Pain it hurts, but without pain we can\'t Love.
EDWARD, JASPER, CARLISLE, & EMMETT!!!!! Jacob too.
~Foxtail~
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I"M HYPER AND HIGH!!! AND GLOWSTICKS AN WEED RULEZ!!
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